You might be (road)trippin' USA if...

Roadtrippin' USA

... you wonder randomly which state you're in.

... you close your eyes and still see road rushing towards you.

... it seems like a luxury to stop somewhere that's not either a gas station or a rest area for more than 5 minutes.

... you can go an entire day without greeting a single person.

... the types of beauty you encounter overwhelm you.


You might be roadtripping on Clove Island if...

... you intentionally dehydrate so you don't have to look for a place to pee in the bushes or at a stranger's house.

... you give English lessons in the bus because the person in the back of the bus won't take "no" or "later" as an answer.

motorcycle roadtrippin'

... you walk into a random village and discover a friend who just happens to be there the same day. Or a friend of a friend. Or someone who already knows all about you because you're a white girl on the island.

... you intentionally sit near the front and next to a window to (hopefully) avoid carsickness.

... a three hour bus ride seems like an eternity.

... your day's adventure has to end because it's getting to be late afternoon and you don't want to get stranded on the other side of the island.

... you return home exhausted, having made a dozen new friends and contacts for English classes.